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Hark! The Peril of Flannel.
An Irreverent Lesson Friends, it's getting into chilly season. The following is the result of a very silly text exchange between good friends. Forgive me. "And lo, on the eighth day God did bring forth flannel sheets, and the women of the world simultaneously gave thanks that they should not have to sleep with cold toes again. And so it was, and it was Good. And then God spake to the people preparing their bodies for sleep, and God say, "My children, I have seen that you h
Kate Prouty
Nov 3, 20252 min read


2 Heartwarming Stories, with mild profanity
Kate here. It's been a busy, frustrating couple of weeks. We moved, I had a lot of meetings, people are getting sick all around me, and I lost another phone charger. But . . . sometimes things turn around when you don't expect it. STORY 1 [ALL IDENTIFYING INFO HAS BEEN MESSED WITH AS USUAL. I DON'T WANNA GET SUED] One day last week, a client who has had neuropathy in his feet for almost two decades came in for his monthly massage. He said, "You know, after last time's
Kate Prouty
Oct 25, 20253 min read


Sparty Spared from Spasm
On "Cancer Survivor Day" at the Karmanos Cancer Institute (McLaren Greater Lansing), a very special guest had a turn on the massage...
Kate Prouty
Jun 9, 20231 min read


What If We're Not Right For You?
We're not the right massage therapists for everybody. Let's talk about that.
Kate Prouty
May 25, 20232 min read


Oncology Massage Schedule -- May 2023
Patient Relaxation LLC provides massages to patients of the Karmanos Cancer Institute twice a week. These massages are generously funded...
Kate Prouty
Apr 23, 20231 min read


An Afternoon at the Job Fair
We're in the market to hire another Licensed Massage Therapist. Maybe two. That means setting up at a job fair at the local community...
Kate Prouty
Apr 23, 20232 min read


Scams, scams, and more scams
Dear MassageLady-- I'm a new massage therapist (well, relatively new, one year out), and I just got what looks like an amazing business...
Kate Prouty
Aug 19, 20223 min read


When is a "tent" just a tent?
Dearest Gentle Readers-- You will note the use of many euphemisms throughout our first letter. This is because using proper terms might...
Kate Prouty
Jun 7, 20223 min read


Is It Just Me, Or Did That Massage Completely Suck?
Dear MassageLady; I'm a 60-something woman who's had a handful of massages over the years, and after my last one, I'm stumped. The friend...
Kate Prouty
Jun 4, 20225 min read


Massage Mishaps: The Day the Office Was Possessed
Several ages ago, This Author worked in a high-end day spa where clients could get massages, seaweed wraps, eucalyptus showers, and lots...
Kate Prouty
May 25, 20224 min read


Meet the Muscles That Drive You Crazy
Interview With Body Parts: Levator Scapula and Splenius Capitis Patience R., our intrepid reporter, is diving in to our hard-hitting...
Kate Prouty
Oct 28, 20215 min read


On Coming In Second
Many moons ago, I won my first competition. I think I was in second grade, and it was a spelling bee. Soon after that, I started playing...
Kate Prouty
Nov 6, 20203 min read


What Your Massage Therapist Doesn't Want You To Know
Want to know what THIS massage therapist “doesn’t want you to know”? Nothing. Well, maybe not nothing. I don’t want you to know that I...
Kate Prouty
Aug 12, 20202 min read


"In These Challenging Times"
"We're all in this together." "In these uncertain times..." We've heard all of this so often they're starting to lose their meaning. At...
Kate Prouty
Jul 2, 20203 min read
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I'm lucky I haven't put an eye out! [The unforeseen dangers of not doing massages.]
I've been a massage therapist/massage student for over 7 years, and before that, I've been a flutist and piano player since I was about 8...
Kate Prouty
Apr 9, 20201 min read


It's Not Just Sticking An Elbow Into A Tight Spot, You Know
I've been a massage therapist for about six or seven years, and it's one of the very best things I've ever done. The only thing that...
Kate Prouty
Apr 5, 20202 min read


What Next? Massage Therapy After the Coronavirus
I'm in a few excellent massage therapist groups on Facebook. These are usually the more dedicated, well-trained therapists who know that...
Kate Prouty
Mar 30, 20203 min read


Hilarious, Wrong, or Awkward Massage Stories: Slippery Stones
Friends, things are weird everywhere, and I can only post so many "inspirational, we're all in this together" things before I get annoyed...
Kate Prouty
Mar 29, 20202 min read


Three things you can do while you're stuck at home and can't get to your massage therapist
Hello, and welcome to The Weirdest Time Ever. Spring is here, flowers are trying to bloom, the sun is peeking out at us, and ... we're...
Kate Prouty
Mar 24, 20202 min read


The Many Levels of Pressure Levels (yes, I meant it that way)
Luckily for all of us, there are smart and practical people in the world. One of my favorite smart and practical people is Tracy Walton...
Kate Prouty
Mar 12, 20203 min read
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