When We're Not Right For You
Does it seem kind of crazy that we're admitting we might not be perfect for everybody?
Possibly. But it's also realistic.
If we know that the kind of treatments you are looking for are outside the scope of what we can deliver, it's important to let you know ahead of time.
We'd rather part as friends than leave you disappointed, and if we find we're not the perfect fit for you, we'll do our best to help you find a solution that will be in your best interests...
...even if that means referring you to another massage therapist.
We're NOT a good fit for you if...
You're looking for the hardest, painful pressure.
Our therapists focus on doing the most effective work with the minimum of discomfort for you. We excel at helping folks who have serious or complex conditions, and we've done the training to make sure we can keep them safe. But to get “the deepest pressure ever” or that “I want to feel like I've been hit by a bus,” feeling you'll want to look elsewhere.
You want a “modality-based” massage.
That's often something with a “TM” next to it: KinesioTaping(TM), Warm Bamboo(TM), MeltTherapy(TM), Raindrop Therapy, ElectroStaticVegetationTherapy (I made that one up). We do massage therapy and we do it well. Our therapists spend time learning about anatomy, physiology, pathology, and even neuroscience, so that we can work well with most people. BUT we don't focus on modalities.
Cost is the most important factor in selecting a massage therapist.
We're not the cheapest massage therapists, but we're also not the most expensive. We work extremely hard at providing our clients with excellent service at a great value. We look forward to doing the same for you.
You absolutely need to get in TODAY.
We're the only massage therapists in the area who do what we do. And because there are only six of us and lots of you, our schedules can fill up. Please be patient, and make appointments ahead if you can. That's not to say we don't occasionally have same-day openings, but that's pretty rare.
Let's make sure we're a good fit.
Questions? Drop me a note.
We'll get back to you soon.
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