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What Your Massage Therapist Doesn't Want You To Know

Want to know what THIS massage therapist “doesn’t want you to know”? Nothing. Well, maybe not nothing. I don’t want you to know that I accidentally had onions on my sandwich at lunch and then had to chew four Altoids to get rid of the dragon breath. I don’t want you to know that toward the end of that one massage, I realized that I'd had too much water before your appointment, and as soon as I gracefully left the room I ran straight to the bathroom down the hall. I don’t really need you to know that I was worried the entire time that I might have forgotten to turn off my cell phone which was in my purse.. Probably you didn’t need to know that I was watching a spider on the wall, and if it ha

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